• thom 7 hours ago

    Many years ago the agency I worked for was tasked with delivering a new website for a major UK brand. The hipster London marketing agency we had to work alongside pushed so many garish ideas that I ended up creating a jQuery plugin called "disco mode". It set a timer and on every tick would select a random element on the page and apply a random effect. Slowly the UI would disintegrate into a maddening, incoherent mess of clashing colours and animations, and then there was also the plugin I mentioned.

  • kevinwuhoo 7 hours ago

    This reminds me of the Katamari Hack back in the day when bookmarklets were more popular. Surprised that it's still fully functional including the music considering it was released in 2011!

    [1]: http://kathack.com/

    • Barbing 5 hours ago

      Incredible. Plays music and generates a snowball that absorbs page contents as one touches/clicks around a webpage.

      • joshstrange 5 hours ago

        Unfortunately only on HTTP sites since the assets aren't served over HTTPS. Though thankfully it's easy enough to grab the resources and re-host them behind HTTP.

        And, of course, you can test it out on that website since it's served over HTTP.

      • nesk_ 7 hours ago

        Reminds me of Desktop Destroyer! https://www.gamenora.com/game/desktop-destroyer/

        • johnisgood 6 hours ago

          Yes, I remember using it, call for my dad while I was hiding in my room, he could see that I broke my monitor. :D

          • AbraKdabra 6 hours ago

            I thought of this the instant I saw the OP, I remember being in school and causing chaos with this, great memories.

            • yogorenapan 6 hours ago

              Oh wow that brings back memories. I remember playing with this back in my middle school days

            • keepamovin an hour ago

              Lol - the fact that chrome and safari both mark this site as "Dangerous" is even better. When HN is destructing under fire and insects, chrome is showing a big red "Dangerous" in the address bar. Hilarious

              • n2d4 20 minutes ago

                For anyone curious, it's not actually dangerous and you can safely click it. You'll immediately see why it'd think it's dangerous, though.

              • twapi an hour ago

                Chrome blocking this site, marked as "Dangerous site".

                • ddeck an hour ago

                  Firefox via "Google Safe Browsing" also:

                  >Firefox blocked this page because it may trick you into doing something dangerous like installing software or revealing personal information like passwords or credit cards.

                  >Advisory provided by Google Safe Browsing.

                  • jshchnz an hour ago

                    unfortunately google marked it as "unsafe", I assume because I have a feature that is supposed to simulate popup ads

                    i've requested a review from them, but no idea when that will actually be lifted :(

                    • rezonant 13 minutes ago

                      No no, I assume it's because it impersonates Hacker News, a popular website. The Details even says this: it thinks you are trying to phish for hackernews sign ins.

                      Probably not much you can do about it

                  • ActorNightly 7 hours ago
                    • OsrsNeedsf2P 8 hours ago

                      Wow those bugs are really something

                      Are these available as an npm package? Would make for a great April Fools prank

                      • ycombinatrix 6 hours ago

                        The insects are great. Would love if I could burn them like other page elements.

                        • ivape 8 hours ago

                          It would be great if he put those around all the ads so we could visually see the infestation.

                        • herpderperator 2 hours ago

                          Reminds me of Dragon Drop... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCu1G2rxj5c

                          • dcow 2 hours ago

                            I actually kinda like HN in comic sans with bugs crawling around the screen. It’s cute.

                            • travisgriggs 5 hours ago

                              This made my day. First time I've ever enjoyed checking out what's on FoxNews:

                              https://www.fuckupmysite.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.foxnews....

                              • peterkelly an hour ago

                                I thought vibe coding tools did this already

                                • squeedles 5 hours ago

                                  Reminds me of xroach back in the day. First time I moved a window and they ran around I nearly plotzed.

                                  • mercwear 6 hours ago
                                    • nalinidash an hour ago

                                      They understand their audience

                                    • hatmanstack 6 hours ago

                                      Every AI project if the breaks aren't pumped on the regular. Creator's inspiration?

                                      • jshchnz 6 hours ago

                                        probably unsurprisingly, everything on this site was 100% vibe coded

                                      • alex1138 7 hours ago

                                        It's called "Myspace"

                                        • ayushrodrigues 5 hours ago

                                          This is the most fun I've had on the internet in a long time.

                                          • Cadwhisker 2 hours ago

                                            Switching the font on apple.com to Comic Sans is a nice touch.

                                            https://www.fuckupmysite.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fapple.com&to...

                                            • subdev 3 hours ago

                                              how many passwords did you collect so far?

                                              • TehCorwiz 4 hours ago

                                                I like that they handle the recursive case.

                                                • jasoneckert 8 hours ago

                                                  My personal website breaks this each time (jasoneckert.github.io), which is both a letdown and a pleasant surprise.

                                                • Arch-TK 5 hours ago

                                                  This is like a lightweight version of netdisaster.com

                                                  • ChrisMarshallNY 7 hours ago

                                                    That's a lot of fun!

                                                    • MonkeyClub 6 hours ago

                                                      Seems to be unable to mess itself up:

                                                      https://www.fuckupmysite.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fuckupmy...

                                                      Don't know whether this is failure or resilience.

                                                      • crazygringo 3 hours ago

                                                        Yes it does. I followed your link and got a big "YOU BROKE THE MATRIX!" Easter egg message...

                                                      • jdkdbrnrnrb 3 hours ago

                                                        The bugs remind me of "A Scanner Darkly"

                                                        • CommenterPerson 4 hours ago

                                                          I LOVE IT!

                                                          https://www.fuckupmysite.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.foxnews....

                                                          PS: after posting the link I saw at least one other comment did this, so the feeling seems widespread.

                                                          • bsenftner 8 hours ago

                                                            Doesn't work at Whitehouse.gov for some reason...

                                                            • jshchnz 8 hours ago

                                                              Been overwhelmed with traffic, but should be back working! https://www.fuckupmysite.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwhitehouse.g...

                                                              • Krasnol 20 minutes ago

                                                                For Your Safety

                                                                Government sites are blocked for security reasons.

                                                                FuckUpMySite is for PARODY and ENTERTAINMENT purposes only.

                                                                • xg15 8 hours ago

                                                                  Are we sure this isn't just Trump's usual webdesign?

                                                                  • annoyingnoob 7 hours ago

                                                                    Comic Sans does not seem like a joke there, it is somehow fitting.

                                                                    • neogodless 4 hours ago

                                                                      Holy crap, I haven't been to that site in a while. What a joke it is now!

                                                              • tamimio 3 hours ago

                                                                I guess it’s not working anymore? I had an error

                                                                • jshchnz 2 hours ago

                                                                  ugh yeah this just happened, chrome marked it as "unsafe", I assume because I have a feature that is supposed to simulate popup ads

                                                                  i requested a review from them, but no idea when that will actually be lifted

                                                                  • georgemcbay 2 hours ago

                                                                    I doubt the review will succeed, mimicking other sites is explicitly one of the criteria they mark unsafe for.

                                                                    Like I know this is just a joke site not meant to trick people, but it still runs afoul of google's unsafe website criteria by being a site whose sole purpose is being a MITM.

                                                                    • jshchnz 2 hours ago

                                                                      yeah i kind of doubt it too, but i'm hoping they have some review process for parody. it's a bummer it didn't even get a day of life :(

                                                                      • georgemcbay 2 hours ago

                                                                        it might help to have an obvious/thick window decoration around the pane of the site you are cloning, similar to the large header archive.is shows to make it more clear you aren't trying to fool anyone.

                                                                        Though with a google review who knows if a human will ever even see your appeal...?

                                                                  • thangngoc89 2 hours ago

                                                                    That's part of the experience. I guess?

                                                                    • georgemcbay 2 hours ago

                                                                      Chrome flags it as a dangerous site and blocks it by default for me.

                                                                    • superkuh 3 hours ago

                                                                      Back in the 90s/early-2000s there were browser add-ons where people could collaboratively do this as an overlay to any website. Kind of like stumbleupon 10 years early but you just shot/exploded/disintegrated, etc the html elements of the site and typed comments to each other.

                                                                      • tonymet 6 hours ago

                                                                        funny, when I loaded Ticketmaster, nothing happened...

                                                                        • jshchnz 6 hours ago

                                                                          ugh yeah, seems like they have some over the top security stuff to prevent this. saw this with a lot of financial sites too. probably ways around it but probably not worth the time for a fun project like this :)

                                                                          • ycombinatrix 6 hours ago

                                                                            This project seems to be using Chrome to load the pages through Puppeteer.

                                                                            Ticketmaster can easily check `if(navigator.webdriver)` before loading the page. I don't think that can be fixed without recompiling the browser. thank you Google, very cool.

                                                                            EDIT: actually, the following flag might work?

                                                                            --disable-blink-features=AutomationControlled

                                                                            • mensetmanusman 5 hours ago

                                                                              Sounds like a job for an AI layer

                                                                          • burnt-resistor 4 hours ago

                                                                            Hahaha. :D

                                                                            I remember in the 90's-00's there was Windows desktop software toy that did similar to this with options for missiles, fire, etc.

                                                                            Examples:

                                                                            Stress Reducers (2000)

                                                                            Monty Python's Looney Bin (1998) (I could be wrong)

                                                                            Dilbert's Desktop Games (1997)

                                                                            • zduoduo 4 hours ago

                                                                              我的天又恶心又恐怖

                                                                              • oytis 8 hours ago

                                                                                Doesn't work on itself by the way

                                                                              • Kholin 4 hours ago

                                                                                Not working for my site, which deployed Anubis.

                                                                                • docsaintly 6 hours ago

                                                                                  I wish fewer sites would resort to 4 letter words in their titles to grab attention. These days, a title like this makes me assume the product itself is not interesting enough for me to look at.

                                                                                  • ycombinatrix 6 hours ago

                                                                                    to be fair, it is a funny meme website, not a product.

                                                                                    to me, it's giving "just fuck me up" vibes https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-barber

                                                                                    • docsaintly 6 hours ago

                                                                                      I get the draw, and it's amusing, and it works; but I come here for tech topics - not clickbait. It's always nice to see the -1's to remind me that I'm barely a fit for this site! :D