• theideaofcoffee 10 months ago

    I am incapable of doing observational humor like John Mulaney can so I’m not even going to try. Just the quotes from the article alone are giving me life. I would have loved to have seen this in person, speaking truth to (lol) power.

    • yieldcrv 10 months ago

      > “The fact that there are 45,000 ‘trailblazers’ here couldn’t devalue the title any more.”

      ahaha perfect

      and San Francisco needs to be roasted inside of San Francisco more often, try saying anything that the rest of the country thinks about that place on Nextdoor and you’ll be kicked off the app entirely, by neighbors

      • bilbo0s 10 months ago

        It's NextDoor.

        try saying anything that the rest of the country thinks about [ANY]place on Nextdoor and you’ll be kicked off the app entirely, by neighbors.

        I'll tell you right now, don't do that in Houston or Dallas. Can't even try it in Spring or Fort Worth. (Heck, even people in Nacogdoches get all bent out of shape these days.)

        • yieldcrv 10 months ago

          Never thought about it that way

          I get the impression some places are more pragmatic about their circumstances, or the deficiencies in their approach to the circumstances

      • nickpinkston 10 months ago

        Anyone get the video of this?

        Also, if you like tech roasts, check out: https://sociallyinept.io

        I've heard good things.

        • fernandopj 10 months ago

          Apparently Seth Meyers did similar last year, so it's not like it it was unprecedent: https://techcrunch.com/2024/09/19/john-mulaney-skewers-san-f...

          • kernal 10 months ago

            A Seth Myers roast couldn’t cook a hot dog.

          • mc32 10 months ago

            That was Awesome! *in Chris Farley*

            That has to be so much fun to get paid to roast and humiliate a group of people who think so much of themselves.

            Congratulations, John. I'm envious.

            • dragonwriter 10 months ago

              > That has to be so much fun to get paid to roast and humiliate a group of people who think so much of themselves.

              When they are making money hand over first and paying you to roast them, you aren't humiliating them, you are serving as a foil whose whole purpose is to reinforce their ego and sense of triumph against a world that doesn't get what they are doing.

              • satvikpendem 10 months ago

                Yeah, the proper analogy would be a king and his court jester. Ultimately the king has the jester to show others that they don't take themselves too seriously, but one should make no mistake as to which of the two are richer and more powerful.

                • mpalmer 10 months ago

                  I imagine a king wouldn't be likely to let anybody write down all the jokes his jester told about him and share them with the entire kingdom.

            • aestetix 10 months ago

              Please say there was a recording of this that will be posted online.

              • archildress 10 months ago

                I hope all the self proclaimed tech libertarians in the audience who hate so called "cancel culture" loved a little laugh at their expense. :)

                • golergka 10 months ago

                  The fact that you don't think people should not be cancelled for saying something stupid doesn't mean that you have to love their jokes or even agree with what they are saying.

                  • lupusreal 10 months ago

                    Does not laughing constitute "cancelation"?

                    • smegsicle 10 months ago

                      worse

                      if someone identifies as funny and you don't laugh you are literally denying their existence

                    • renewiltord 10 months ago

                      Dreamforce is mostly sales guys. They’ll be happy to laugh at the nerds but for what it’s worth people usually enjoy this kind of thing in tech. It’s mostly in delivery.

                      We had a comedian around once and he was doing a bit. Asked for volunteers and I went up obviously. He asks me what I do and I’m like “software haha like most people here I suppose” and he goes “yeah, but specifically how does your thing work” which is a transparent frame up job but what are you gonna do so I have to explain freaking ad tech in front of the audience and he roasts me proper.

                      Pretty hilarious. We got a kick out of it. Loads of fun.

                      • tayo42 10 months ago

                        It needs to be funny though, and the quotes in the article were a miss for me...

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                          • bilbo0s 10 months ago

                            Huh?

                            They were a little funny.

                            I mean the guy's right. 45,000 "trailblazers"?

                            Not to put too fine a point on it, but that's like, what? 40-45 Marine Corps battalions?

                            • lupusreal 10 months ago

                              Being right doesn't mean it's funny though... Call me old fashioned but isn't the point of comedy to be funny, not correct?

                              What do I know though, it's been years since I've found any standup comic very funny, and most comedy movies just make me groan. I'm no expert on what is or isn't funny, I just find it odd that you defend the humor here by pointing out its correctness.

                              FWIW I've never heard of this guy nor heard any of his jokes.

                              • dole 10 months ago

                                There's a shred of truth in every joke.

                                • lupusreal 10 months ago

                                  Sure, but "fire is hot" isn't much of a joke.

                                  • dole 10 months ago

                                    Only if I’m the one on fire, then it’s relative.

                                    • rkhassen9 10 months ago

                                      I was there. It was so funny! Somehow the articles make it so serious and less funny. Being there in the room, it felt like it was needed. Like a relief valve for what people were thinking but not able to say. To laugh together…as a huge group makes community and in a sense some sort of catharsis. Healing perhaps.

                              • tayo42 10 months ago

                                I guess part of it not being funny is it feels alittle over done.

                                I can't imagine it's the first time you've heard that sentiment.

                                • cholantesh 10 months ago

                                  I quite like John Mulaney but I do kind of agree, these are rather contrived insights. That being said, I also think that delivery is part of what makes a joke land and we're just reading a few select bits after the fact as opposed to watching Mulaney deliver them onstage. I remember being introduced to some Mitch Hedberg bits over IM some years back, followed the next day by them reciting those bits, and it didn't click at all until they popped in a VHS tape (yes it was that long ago) and I saw Hedberg anxiously weaving back and forth, heard him mumbling and elongating his phrases. I wouldn't say Mulaney's in the same league, but I don't think it's unfair to say this contributes.

                                • djkivi 10 months ago

                                  Well, 40 Marine Corps battalions could probably blaze a few trails...

                                • unsupp0rted 10 months ago

                                  How could reading one-sentence snippets out of a standup comedian’s set inside a news article a few mornings later not retain the original humor?

                                • nickpinkston 10 months ago

                                  Totally 100%

                                  • krapp 10 months ago

                                    Yes, if any group is known for their good humored nature it's anti-woke libertarian tech-bros.

                                  • rkhassen9 10 months ago

                                    Did anyone record any of it? Please dm me if you did. I’d love a copy.

                                    • ineedaj0b 10 months ago

                                      John's a very good comedian and the tech scene deserves more!

                                      roasting 'liberal' tech workers is a good chance not getting invited back. And tech events pay well.

                                      when i messed around, the most fun were the Jewish clubs in Boca and really any Black club (if you're funny they laugh the hardest). Scotland was also a lot of fun.

                                      i got invited to teach an improv session at a large university on behalf of their group (with a friend, like guest instructors) and I had one of the group pull me aside and ask me to refrain from harmful stereotypes. I was asked to play an Indian man and I referenced curry... needless to say this group was extremely boorish. This was 2018ish?

                                      the sides have flipped weirdly. you can say wild things to 'conservatives' now and do great but you get someone waiting to speak with you after shows for 'liberal' people.

                                      if anyone is trying to get into comedy nowadays i'd suggest youtube/social media skits to build an audience then in person stuff to hone. or give it up and become a real doctor..

                                      • latexr 10 months ago

                                        > roasting 'liberal' tech workers is a good chance not getting invited back. And tech events pay well.

                                        I’m sure he’s crying all the way to his next Netflix special. With the AI sentiment today, I wouldn’t be surprised if this roasting makes him more popular.

                                        • seanmcdirmid 10 months ago

                                          > roasting 'liberal' tech workers is a good chance not getting invited back. And tech events pay well.

                                          Most of the tech workers I know laugh at such things, not everyone can’t handle a good roasting.

                                          • carabiner 10 months ago

                                            The liberals are conservative today and the conservatives are liberal. Old Republicans now support the Democratic party. I fully believe the R's are currently the counter culture and the liberals are staid defenders of "how things should be" like the housewives of the 1950s.

                                            • s1artibartfast 10 months ago

                                              There are multiple axes to these things. US liberals are still progressive in that they want to push law and culture into new territory, and republicans are still conservative in that they resist change or want to go backwards.

                                              However, it is pretty clear to me that liberals are currently the dominant force in setting and policing culture and behavior. I think this is the the change you are thinking of between the later 1900's and 2000 onwards.

                                              • kcplate 10 months ago

                                                I wish people would stop using “liberal” to describe the left nowadays. The progressive left today is so far away from “liberal” both in the historic understanding and the classical definition of the term that it’s arguably flipped its meaning.

                                                It’s a shame but it’s basically now just a term used to categorize anyone who basically aligns with the US Democratic Party. Beliefs behind liberalism be damned, it’s just a political affiliation now.

                                                • s1artibartfast 10 months ago

                                                  yeah, as someone who identifies with Classical liberalism, me too. I tried to fight the tide but it seemed like an uphill battle that spoiled any conversation from the start. The words Liberal and Left both start with the letter L, so I guess they are the same thing now.

                                                  • CaptainFever 10 months ago

                                                    Note that leftists specifically hate liberals. "Shitlib" is a slur in the leftist space. The subreddit r/alltheleft has "Leftists > Liberals" as their description, and so on.

                                                    I believe conservativism is aligned with order, liberalism is aligned with freedom (with libertarianism being the extreme version of it), and leftism is aligned with equality.

                                              • piva00 10 months ago

                                                I prefer to look at the world in more colours than black and white though. This weird obsession with side A or side B is very boring, actually pretty tiring.

                                                The Rs are not counter-culture, they are the exactly same as conservatives always have been: people who deeply believe there's a natural hierarchy to the world, where straying outside of your expected spot in the natural order of things is wrong.

                                                Old Republicans now support the Democratic party because the Republicans ceased to be, the party has the same name but has slid further into the belief of a natural order, a party where representatives use violent rhetoric to repulse change instead of policies.

                                                I fully believe you don't know what the fuck you are talking about, and I'm not even American...

                                                • yieldcrv 10 months ago

                                                  safe spaces are segregation

                                                  inclusion of males in women’s advancement being done better by those males

                                                  I do find it all amusing at the very least, I get the impression that the proponents aren’t familiar with US history so I advocate for “separate but equal” facilities to get buy in for their safe spaces, just for maximum irony

                                                  I sidestep an opinion by trolling everyone

                                                  • cholantesh 10 months ago

                                                    If being nakedly reactionary is liberal now, sure, why not?

                                                    • dragonwriter 10 months ago

                                                      Yeah, if you think the difference between "liberal" on "conservative" is about "change" vs "status quo" rather about outward distribution of power vs. preserving narrow concentration of power, you would tend to view a genuinely reactionary party as "liberal" and a liberal/progressive party that has drawn conservative support against the reactionaries as just "conservative".

                                                      • cholantesh 10 months ago

                                                        If you are arguing that the reactionary ethos is about broader distribution of power, this makes even less sense.

                                                        • dragonwriter 10 months ago

                                                          > If you are arguing that the reactionary ethos is about broader distribution of power

                                                          No, I literally exactly said the opposite, that you have to misconceptualize "liberal" vs. "conservative" as about change v. stasis rather than distribution of power to mistake "reactionary" for "liberal" and "anti-reactionary coalition" for "conservative".

                                                          • cholantesh 10 months ago

                                                            Sorry for misreading!

                                                    • LastTrain 10 months ago

                                                      You have it exactly backwards. Conservatives still want it to be 1950 and liberals want to continue our progress.

                                                  • Ancapistani 10 months ago

                                                    That's a comedian's job...

                                                    • theGnuMe 10 months ago

                                                      lol.. well deserved.

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                                                        • Lerc 10 months ago

                                                          Is there any indication that this was poorly received? Some comments seem to be projecting that opinion.

                                                          Sounds like a comedian doing his job.

                                                          Without evidence to suggest That he gave a performance That wasn't expected or appreciated, is there a news story here?